Kung Pao Ferret
Ingredients
One Batch Kung Pao Chicken
One Paper Plate
One (or More) Ferrets
Paper Towels to taste
Directions
Prepare and plate Kung Pao Chicken
Place Kung Pao Chicken plate on the edge of a chair
Release the Ferrets!
turn your back on Plate for approximately 8 seconds... listen for the thump.
Turn to regard Kung Pao Ferret... looking innocent and or confused.
Sigh... clean up mess, bathe ferret.
Have Ramen for diner.
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